😵‍💫 Forecast: Midweek Malaise Incoming

It’s Sunday. You’ve done your best to avoid thinking about work — maybe even convinced yourself this week would be better.

But let’s be honest: we all know what’s coming.

The Midweek Malaise is already sharpening its claws, ready to gore your calendar by Wednesday. Your to-do list will triple. Your will to live will not. And the meetings — so many meetings — will make you question how human civilization got this far while saying “let’s circle back” with a straight face.

At Silly Sausage, we believe in preparing for the spiral.

We’re not here to tell you everything will be fine. We’re here to equip you — with sarcasm, stationery, and just enough emotional support merch to remind you you’re not the only one pretending to care.

⏳ Midweek Signs to Watch For

• Doodling tiny knives instead of taking notes
• Saying “sounds good” while silently thinking “I crave escape from this hell”
• Turning off your camera to scream internally
• Flipping your laptop shut after staring blankly at your calendar for an hour

💀 Survival Gear for the Week Ahead

• “Working Hard on Not Working” Mug – Third cup of coffee. Same dead eyes.
• “I Imagined So Much More” Mug – A bleak little sip of disappointment, now part of the At Least I’m Getting Paid Collection
• “Scrolling Through the Pain” Phone Case – Because therapy is expensive and you’re already on your phone
• The At Least I’m Getting Paid Mug Collection – Bare-minimum energy, maximum sarcasm — ideal for coworkers who’ve mentally quit

✉️ Prepare for Impact

Shop your Midweek Malaise Survival Kit here and subscribe to the Sausage Grinder for biweekly dispatches of catharsis, chaos, and bleakly relatable satire.

Because Monday is coming — and your inbox already knows it.

💬 “What’s my five-year plan?”

– You, reminiscing on a time when you still had hope