About Us

🌭 Welcome to Silly Sausage

A celebration of workplace absurdity, snappy comebacks, and finding joy in the grind.

Work may suck, but at least you can laugh about it.

💥 Born from Burnout

Silly Sausage started with two partners getting through their days with a healthy dose of gallows humor. Somewhere between “just a quick meeting” and “circling back,” our goofy mascot was born — a literal silly sausage with a face that says, “Of course this is what I always dreamed of doing with my life!”

Whether you’re seated at the boardroom table or the poor sod tasked with making those people seem competent, our products are here to remind you: you still have a sense of humor (even if your job doesn’t).

✏️ What We Make

We design clever, playful goods that make it easier to laugh through the chaos — mugs that speak your truth, notepads that know it’s never really just a quick meeting, and a mascot who knows that sometimes the best thing you can do is smile right through it.

🌍 How It’s Made

We prioritize ethical production. Our products are printed in the U.S. using a mix of domestically and globally sourced materials. Because let’s face it — someone should be treated well, even if corporate’s still grinding every last penny out of the rest of us.

🌈 Our Vibe

We’re cute, camp, and cathartic — and we might just save your sanity.

So go ahead: gift yourself (or your favorite corporate hostage) something delightfully unhinged.

We’ll keep the jokes coming until you find your escape — or at least some peace of mind.

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