At Least I'm Getting Paid – I Imagined So Much More – White Mug
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This wasn’t the dream. But hey, at least it comes with dental.
This mug is for the former gifted kids, the recovering overachievers, the “I thought I’d be doing something meaningful by now” crowd. It’s perfect for reflecting on everything you were supposed to become… while sipping your third cup of stale office coffee and realizing that e-thank you card is probably as close as you’ll ever get to greatness.
Whether you’re stuck in a meeting that could’ve been an email or watching your inbox slowly devour your will to live, this mug is here to remind you: there was once a dreamy kid who wanted none of this. The design is clean — your inner world, less so.
Gift it to a coworker who had potential. Keep it for yourself as a daily reminder that this really is your life now. Or give it to a confused child for their birthday in the desperate hope they’ll make better choices.
Product Features:
Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek, polished look
Durable, high-quality printing that won’t fade
Microwave-safe for easy reheating
Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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