You show up, you sign on, and you do the bare minimum with just enough flair to avoid a performance review. This mug celebrates the fine art of strategic disengagement — and makes it clear you are not the one for hustle culture.
Built to withstand office burnout and “it’ll just be five minutes” on a Saturday morning, this glossy ceramic mug is ready to hold your coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your quiet rebellion. Whether you’re at your desk or “between tasks,” it’s the perfect partner for suffering through until you find your escape.
Great for birthdays, passive-aggressive workplace gifts, or reminding yourself that presence is effort enough.
Product Features:
Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek, polished look
Durable, high-quality printing that won’t fade
Microwave-safe for easy reheating
Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz
Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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